starriersaint:

bitches say they’re fine and then scream the “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

gentlesleaze:

‘am I really about to start watching this show solely because of repeated exposure to gifs of two lovestruck assholes looking at each other’ is the core drive of my fandom experience

1dietcokeinacan:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

becausedragons:

camazotz:

i-am-a-koi:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

rattycastle:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

loudestcrowdever:

dragon-in-a-fez:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The fact the Black Mamba is the most deadly snake in the world continues to be hilarious to me

you think you know what an incredibly venomous snake looks like? wrong! it’s this bitch

are you seriously telling me it’s not even black

@dragon-in-a-fez The inside of their mouth is black and shaped like a coffin when open, which makes it very goth and cool, but otherwise they do look like very bland noodles lol

COFFIN WHAT NOW

Yooooo

THIS SNAKE IS LITERALLY BULLYING ME INTO LAUGHING AT THEIR JOKES

people have pointed out that the belly scales on both pics look like bad video game rendering

okay but have you seen the Blunt Headed tree snake??? cause that one is even funnier 

it is a spaghetti noodle with a head 

Do you guys know about the Arabian Sand Boa

that looks like someone tried to reconstruct a snake from memory

valtsv:

i dont get paid to make sense! so i wont

anakiin-deactivated20210712:

the mandalorian + text posts (5/?)